He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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