Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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