so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I have fence marks all over my body
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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