you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
You're breaking my sexual little heart
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
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