dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
No subtext here. People are naked.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Randomize
