Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
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