Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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