I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
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