Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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