I wish my penis had an off switch
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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