i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
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