I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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