ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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