Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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