def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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