I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
Randomize
