Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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