He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
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