Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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