Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
Randomize
