Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
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