Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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