David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
love makes seman taste better
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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