Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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