Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
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