Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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