left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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