Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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