loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
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