You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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