are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
i can't believe i had my finger in that
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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