no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
I am mentally ready for anal.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Randomize
