Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Floor bacon is actually really good
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
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