Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
The feeling are messing with the penis
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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