Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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