So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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