Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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