Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
even my farts smell like vagina
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
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