Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
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