you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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