READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
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