I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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