So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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