But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
You are the jesus of drinking
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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