I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
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