If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
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