He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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