all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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