Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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