Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I love how my cats smell like pot.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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