You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
you would pick up someone in the library
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
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