His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
Randomize
