oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
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